Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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