If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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