Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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