Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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