I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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