The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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