My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Randomize
