he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
