So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Let's paint friendship bongs
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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