Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Randomize
