So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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