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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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