: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Is it penis luge time yet?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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