she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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