sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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