ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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