I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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