okay pat passed out under dana's car
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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