saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
please don't ironically join a cult
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