Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
he fucked my hip out of place.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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