Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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