writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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