I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Randomize
