Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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