Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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