I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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