The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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