Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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