Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
