no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Randomize
