You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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