he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
What happened to fro yo and sex?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Randomize
