I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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