you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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