super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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