Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Found your dick twin last night
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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