Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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