I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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