WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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