I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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