I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I just want nice things and good sex
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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