I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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