I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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