I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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