I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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