i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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