I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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