Have you finally orgasmed yet?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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