How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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