there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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