Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
We talked him into tasing himself.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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