Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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