We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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