This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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