kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Randomize
