Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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